Girl’s Diary VS boy’s Diary
HER DIARY
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Day night, I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a cafe to have some coffee. I was shopping with my friends all day long, soIely thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment.Conversation wasn’t flowing so
I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk, he agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong – he said,
"Nothing."I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it hadnothing to do with me and not to worry.
On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can’t explain his behavior; I don’t know why he didn’t say, "I love u,too."
When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched TV.; he seemed distant and absent.Finally Idecided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed. I decided that I could not take it anymore,
so I decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep.
I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep. I don’t know what to do. I’m almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.
My life is gonna be a disaster._______________________________
HIS DIARY
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Today India lost the cricket match against bangladesh.
DAMNIT.
Simplicity of Men Vs Complexity of Women 
Stare for a few seconds at each of the following patterns.
Are the patterns moving?
Or are they perfectly still??
The patterns are used to test the level of stress a person can handle.
The slower the pictures move, the better your ability of handling stress.
English Teacher: Make a sentence using "Neither-Nor" Naughty boy Student: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, "NEiTHER" are they comfortable, "NOR" are we!
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A sardar learning English introduces his family in the party: Hi! I am sardar, This is my sardarni, He is my kid, & she is my kidney.
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"FRIENDS STAND BEHIND U DURING UR BAD TIMES" Do u want a documentary proof ?? Ok,In future check out ur marriage album..U’ll find al frns behind u
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Kissing a woman at her FOREHEAD is Respect At her LIPS is Love CHEEKis Heroism NECK is Lust BUT KISSING HER IN FRONT OF HER HUSBAND IS BRAVERY
Two men
met while both where looking for their lost wives.
1st: How yours look like?
2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours?
1st:
Forget mine.
Lets find yours!!
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Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend to death.
Wife says, "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".
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What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress
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Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??
"Without Information Fighting Everytime"
Wife replies," No, It means ,
"With Idiot For Ever"
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Three Feelings:
What’s the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and
Panic
is when both are pregnant.
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Teacher: u know the importance of period?
Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got heart attack & our driver ran away.
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Women asked man who is traveling with six children, all these kids are urs ???
No, I work in a condom factory & these are
customer complaints.
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Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential
Dad says, you are my son, I’m confident. Your friend is also my son, that’s confidential!
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Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time we should talk about sex.
Daughter (Excitingly): Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know.
Mother Faints…—
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A guy phones up his Boss,
but gets the bosses’ wife instead: "I’m afraid he died last week." she explains.
The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss. "I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week."
The next day he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss.
By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts:
"I’VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND,
YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?"
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Coz . . ." he replied laughing, "I just love hearing it. . . ."
Why Worry?
There are only two things in life to worry about:
Whether you are well
or whether you are sick.
If you are well,
then there is nothing to worry about.
But if you are sick,
there are only two things to worry about:
Whether you are going to get well
or whether you are going to die. If you get well,
then there is nothing to worry about.
But if you die,
there are only two things to worry about:
Whether you are going to go to heaven
or whether you are going to go to hell.
If you go to heaven,
then you have nothing to worry about.
But if you go to hell,
you’ll be so busy shaking hands with all your friends,
that you won’t have time to worry! So,
Why Worry?
Just Be Happy
