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October 7, 2009
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December 5, 2008
OST Download Here!
Tracklist:
01 Muse - Supermassive Black Hole 3:31
02 Paramore - Decode 4:22
03 The Black Ghosts - Full Moon 3:50
04 Linkin Park - Leave Out All The Rest 3:20
05 Mutemath - Spotlight (Twilight Mix) 3:20
06 Perry Farrell - Go All The Way (Into The Twilight) 3:27
07 Collective Soul - Tremble For My Beloved 3:53
08 Paramore - I Caught Myself 3:55
09 Blue Foundation - Eyes On Fire 5:01
10 Rob Pattinson - Never Think 4:30
11 Iron & Wine - Flightless Bird, American Mouth 4:02
12 Carter Burwell - Bella’s Lullaby 2:19
September 25, 2008
1. Sweet Revenge
What’s the best punishment you can give to a girl???
Ans : Gine new dresses, jewels, cosmetics etc… and lock her in a room without Mirror…
2. Height of Bad Luck
I just wanted to kiss a beautiful, intelligent, smart and cute person on this earth!… But what to do????
My lips cant touch my Cheeks…Its all in the Game!!!
3. Beautiful Quote
Who told nothing is Impossible.
" I have been doing nothing For years!!!"
September 24, 2008
Yesterday, a florist made deliveries to five different customers, including Albert. Each person had ordered an arrangement of a single type of flower for a special occasion. In all, the five customers ordered four types of flowers for four types of occasions.
1. Less than two customers have the same first and last initials.
2. Neither Rosalind nor the person surnamed Buchanan ordered flowers for a bar mitzvah.
3. Teresa didn’t order dahlias.
4. The person surnamed Reggiano was the only person who ordered tulips.
5. No one ordered irises for a graduation.
6. Louise, who didn’t order flowers for a bar mitzvah, is good friends with someone who did; one of these two customers is surnamed Lopez (who didn’t order roses).
7. The only person who ordered flowers for a wedding is a woman.
8. One customer bought the same kind of flowers as Joseph and was celebrating the same kind of event as the person surnamed Ming (who isn’t Joseph).
9. Ms. Taylor is the only person who ordered flowers for a first communion.
10. At least one man ordered roses.
Can you figure out the full name of each customer, the type of flower he/she ordered and the type of occasion for which the flowers were ordered?
September 12, 2008
Once upon a time, and old lady went to sell her vast quantity of eggs at the local market.
When asked how many she had, she replied:
Son, I can’t count past 100 but I know that.
If you divide the number of eggs by 2 there will be one egg left.
If you divide the number of eggs by 3 there will be one egg left.
If you divide the number of eggs by 4 there will be one egg left.
If you divide the number of eggs by 5 there will be one egg left.
If you divide the number of eggs by 6 there will be one egg left.
If you divide the number of eggs by 7 there will be one egg left.
If you divide the number of eggs by 8 there will be one egg left.
If you divide the number of eggs by 9 there will be one egg left.
If you divide the number of eggs by 10 there will be one egg left.
Finally. If you divide the Number of eggs by 11 there will be NO EGGS left!
How many eggs did the old lady have?
August 30, 2008
August 7, 2008
Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.
Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.
Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.
Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.
Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where’s your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.
Wife - at least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.
Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.
Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.
Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.
Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.
Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.
Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.
Wife - I will go to my dad’s house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close.
Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.
Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.
Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer
July 15, 2008
MY VERY OWN MODEL!
A generation of tears and sadness
Cry for me for I fell your pain
Walk with me and ill help you
through rain Emptiness you fell inside
Say no more your special
For who you are
Sleep, baby, sleep.Sleep, don’t stay awake.
Sleep, baby, sleep,In the morning you’ll wake.
Rest those pretty blue eyesand those chubby arms.
Don’t be scared anymoreyou’re out of harm’s way.
Sleep, baby, sleep.Sleep, don’t stay awake.
Sleep, baby, sleep,In the morning you’ll wake.
In the morning, you’ll feel betterwith the sun and the clear blue skies.
You’ll have more energy,and you’ll be ready to play.
Sleep, baby, sleep.Sleep, don’t stay awake.
Sleep, baby, sleep,In the morning you’ll wake.
I imagine to invent a cosmic voyage
in the galaxy of my divine desires,
to turn corners of solace consolation,
to let soothe my inner in your milky way.
Exploding stars expanded by infinity,
vibrate twilight to guess an awakening,
to feel as thousands winds to blow whispers,
in illuminated flicker of astral crystals.
In the middle of perceiving soul embracing,an immortal
island hidden for celestial elixir,
to search the traces of your path to follow,
knowing a love, although you’re not with me.
Veiled beauty sleeping beyond the curtain
I can see you breathing,now closer, creeping
I can hear the whisper,see the sweet, bare neck
feel the craving, longing to take you and make youmy own,
can you hear me calling you home?
Gently moving silken hair,spreading it across the bed,
softly caressing,kissing you upon the head,
swiftly tracing,a path down throat,
pulse beating,finding the spot,your eyes pleading,you startle,
then the plunge, to vein,the salty sweetness,
as I feel life flow again,at first cold,
then warm,I feel you yielding,collapsing in my arm.
Sweet resurrection, your eyes flutter, then meet mine,
I know we have achieved a union both corrupt and divine.
Immortals now,I beam with pride,You are at last,my pale, sweet bride.
Nature’s reflections instil a sense of awe in me
they are such beautiful spectacles to see
Whether it’s a mountain, a tree or a lakeit’s a pleasure of which I often partake
There’s such a feeling of peace hereit takes away my worries and my fear
When life gets too hard to bear
I come here to just sit and stare
I always leave refreshed
and feeling that I am truly blessed
June 27, 2008
Girl’s Diary VS boy’s Diary
HER DIARY
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Day night, I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a cafe to have some coffee. I was shopping with my friends all day long, soIely thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment.Conversation wasn’t flowing so
I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk, he agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong - he said,
"Nothing."I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it hadnothing to do with me and not to worry.
On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can’t explain his behavior; I don’t know why he didn’t say, "I love u,too."
When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched TV.; he seemed distant and absent.Finally Idecided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed. I decided that I could not take it anymore,
so I decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep.
I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep. I don’t know what to do. I’m almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.
My life is gonna be a disaster._______________________________
HIS DIARY
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Today India lost the cricket match against bangladesh.
DAMNIT.
Simplicity of Men Vs Complexity of Women !!!
