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Online Nursing Schools

~~JAYE~~ — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 10:06:49 +0000

Are you still thinking what course you have? Have you already decided to take your degree in college? Are you planning to take up nursing? I have the best online nursing degree for you! At elearners.com they are accredited to teach online and one of the best online nursing schools. They are online 24 hours a day and 7 days a week to serve you needs to have a online nursing degree. They have online nursing degrees to choose from. Why Nursing? It is because Nursing offers an exciting and personally rewarding challenge for anyone who wishes to serve and care for others through a career in health care. Joining an online nursing degree program is an increasingly popular course of action for entering the exciting world of nursing. So what are you waiting for? Don’t miss the chance of your life to be a future nurse and help people and earn money!

Link: Online Nursing Schools

Computer Scrapt!

~~JAYE~~ — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 06:22:53 +0000

Computer Expert Vs. His Wife

~~JAYE~~ — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 08:18:18 +0000

Husband – hey dear, I am logged in.

Wife – would you like to have some snacks?
Husband – hard disk full.

Wife – have you brought the saree.
Husband – Bad command or file name.

Wife – but I told you about it in morning
Husband – erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.

Wife – hae bhagwan !forget it where’s your salary.
Husband – file in use, read only, try after some time.

Wife – at least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.
Husband – sharing violation, access denied.

Wife – I made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband – data type mismatch.

Wife – you are useless.
Husband – by default.

Wife – who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband – system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.

Wife – what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband – the only user with write permission.

Wife – what is my value in your life?
Husband – unknown virus detected.

Wife – do you love me or your computer?
Husband – Too many parameters.

Wife – I will go to my dad’s house.
Husband – program performed illegal operation, it will Close.

Wife – I will leave you forever.
Husband – close all programs and log out for another User.

Wife – it is worthless talking to you.
Husband – shut down the computer.

Wife – I am going
Husband – Its now safe to turn off your computer

Easy Payday

~~JAYE~~ — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 15:14:36 +0000

Do you want to have a fully secured payday cash advance in an instant? Are you desperate to buy something that you want but I cannot be? Or are you short in budget? I mean instant cash that you can spend for something important like emergency situation? Worry no more because easyonlinepaydayloan.com is here for you to help in your needs. There is now the payday cash advance made just for you. The service providers of easyonlinepaydayloan.com offers flexible payment options and a discreet service that gets you the cash you need right now. easyonlinepaydayloan.com serves the people to the top level, they let people borrow money and give them an interest that meet short term monetary emergencies. It guarantees you to have a fast and easy service confidential. It is 100% online and offers flexible payment options and a prudent service that gets you the cash you need right away. They directly deposit your money to your bank account once it has been approved, what an offer! For the customer satisfaction they are online and monitoring 24 hours a day and 7 days a week. Obviously their transactions are through the internet but don’t worry their system is very secure and you will not lose anything during the transaction. So, what are you waiting for? Sign up now for a perfect payday cash advance.

Link: payday cash advance

Washroom Signs

~~JAYE~~ — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 16:32:06 +0000

Iran

China

France

Netherlands

Japan

Korea

Spain

USA - Georgia State

Cakes for VIP people!

~~JAYE~~ — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 06:47:11 +0000

Watermelon..Watermelon..

~~JAYE~~ — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 01:26:37 +0000

Awesome Watermelon Art!, Try this if you can made it.

I signed up to PayPerPost!

~~JAYE~~ — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 01:24:25 +0000

Guys! It’s been a couple of months since I have sharing you laughters and entertainment in my blog, but in this post I’m gonna share a blogging network service named payperpost. Ever heard about this site? I think for those who are bloggers, payperpost is not new to you. payperpost is a blog network service that is done in the internet that can help you earn money. It’s just by simply writing blogs that are required for you to post or in short being paid to post blogs.

What I love about payperpost is that first, I can earn money by simply doing blogs and getting paid by doing something I love to write. Second, you can find many opportunities here than the other service site. Lastly, through payperpostt I can help myself in sustaining my food so that I would not ask for extra allowance. In this way I can prove to my parents that I can also earn money even though I am still studying and to let them know that the studies I had is being applied here.

I have heard about this site through classmates and teachers, they have told me that I can earn money by just simply doing blogs. From that time on, I eagerly applied to the business and luckily get approved. I was so excited and happy to make my first blog and this is it, this is what I have been waiting for my first blog in payperpost. So what are you waiting for? Apply now and get paid. Just click the link below and register. I tell you, you won’t regret it!

Links. payperpost

Emo Baby with Emo Peoms!!

~~JAYE~~ — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 01:20:11 +0000

MY VERY OWN MODEL!

A generation of tears and sadness

Cry for me for I fell your pain

Walk with me and ill help you

through rain Emptiness you fell inside

Say no more your special

For who you are

Sleep, baby, sleep.Sleep, don’t stay awake.

Sleep, baby, sleep,In the morning you’ll wake.

Rest those pretty blue eyesand those chubby arms.

Don’t be scared anymoreyou’re out of harm’s way.

Sleep, baby, sleep.Sleep, don’t stay awake.

Sleep, baby, sleep,In the morning you’ll wake.

In the morning, you’ll feel betterwith the sun and the clear blue skies.

You’ll have more energy,and you’ll be ready to play.

Sleep, baby, sleep.Sleep, don’t stay awake.

Sleep, baby, sleep,In the morning you’ll wake.

I imagine to invent a cosmic voyage

in the galaxy of my divine desires,

to turn corners of solace consolation,

to let soothe my inner in your milky way.

Exploding stars expanded by infinity,

vibrate twilight to guess an awakening,

to feel as thousands winds to blow whispers,

in illuminated flicker of astral crystals.

In the middle of perceiving soul embracing,an immortal

island hidden for celestial elixir,

to search the traces of your path to follow,

knowing a love, although you’re not with me.

Veiled beauty sleeping beyond the curtain

I can see you breathing,now closer, creeping

I can hear the whisper,see the sweet, bare neck

feel the craving, longing to take you and make youmy own,

can you hear me calling you home?

Gently moving silken hair,spreading it across the bed,

softly caressing,kissing you upon the head,

swiftly tracing,a path down throat,

pulse beating,finding the spot,your eyes pleading,you startle,

then the plunge, to vein,the salty sweetness,

as I feel life flow again,at first cold,

then warm,I feel you yielding,collapsing in my arm.

Sweet resurrection, your eyes flutter, then meet mine,

I know we have achieved a union both corrupt and divine.

Immortals now,I beam with pride,You are at last,my pale, sweet bride.

Nature’s reflections instil a sense of awe in me

they are such beautiful spectacles to see

Whether it’s a mountain, a tree or a lakeit’s a pleasure of which I often partake

There’s such a feeling of peace hereit takes away my worries and my fear

When life gets too hard to bear

I come here to just sit and stare

I always leave refreshed

and feeling that I am truly blessed

Glasses Anyone???

~~JAYE~~ — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 17:32:22 +0000

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